Blub
Fair launch on pools.trade. Liquidity burned. Zero presale, zero VC allocation, zero shame.
Launching on pools.tradeAvalancheFair launch · 0/0 tax
blub
The Robinhood of the deep end.
Blub got liquidated at the bottom of the sea and decided to do something about it. Take from the whales, hand it to the bottom feeders. No presale. No private round. No mercy for your chart-checking habit.
Contract
TBA — dropping at launch on pools.trade
1BSupply
0/0Tax
BurnedLP
0%Team bag
Wanted
- SpeciesBlobfish-adjacent
- OccupationRedistribution
- Known forDoing nothing, loudly
- Last seenBehind a tree, watching
- StatusStill at large
The legend
he robs the whales
Blub was never supposed to be here. He lived eight hundred metres down, ate whatever floated past, and had exactly zero opinions about markets.
Then a whale dumped on him. Blub lost everything he did not have. Instead of crying, he did the only reasonable thing: swim up, take from the ones at the top, and drop it back down to everyone still lying face-down on the sea floor.
“i do not check the chart. the chart checks me.”
001
No presale
Nobody gets a cheaper entry than you. Not the team, not a fund, not that guy in the group chat.
002
No promises
There is no product, no revenue and no utility. Blub is a joke you can hold in a wallet.
003
No landlords
Liquidity is burned at launch, so there is no key left for anyone to turn. The pool belongs to the ocean now.
The gallery
every mood is blub
Tokenomics
the whole plan
Four numbers. That is the entire document. Anyone who shows you a forty page deck for a meme coin is selling you the deck.
Total supply
1,000,000,000
One billion blubs. Not one more, not one less.
Buy / sell tax
0 / 0
No tax. Blub does not understand paperwork.
Liquidity
BURNED
LP torched. The keys are somewhere at the bottom of the sea.
Team allocation
0%
No team wallet. Everybody is equally underwater.
Always verify the contract address before you swap.
Open pools.trade →How to buy
four steps, one blub
BLUB fair launches on pools.trade. Same price, same second, same chance for everybody who shows up.
- 01
Get a wallet
Install Core, Rabby or MetaMask and fund it with a little Avalanche for gas.
- 02
Open pools.trade
Connect your wallet on the launchpad. Never share your seed phrase with anyone. Ever.
- 03
Find BLUB
Paste the contract address and double-check it. Only trust the address on this page.
- 04
Swap and blub
Enter an amount, confirm the swap, close the tab, go outside. Blub is not watching the chart either.
Contract
TBA — dropping at launch on pools.tradeBlub will never DM you first, never ask for your seed phrase and never run a giveaway that needs you to send tokens anywhere. Anything that does is not Blub.
The blubmap
a plan, sort of
None of this is a promise. It is a meme coin. The only real milestone is that Blub is still here tomorrow.
Blub harder
Sticker packs, meme contests, first thousand holders. Do not look at the chart. Just blub.
Rob the whales
Listings, a community treasury, and an airdrop for everyone who got liquidated. Take from the top, give to the bottom.
Still blub
Roadmap over. Blub is still lying on the sea floor. Do not ask about price. Blub does not know.
Questions
ask blub
He will not answer. He is lying down. Here are the answers anyway.
What is BLUB?
A community meme built around the laziest creature in the ocean. No utility, no promises, a roadmap written as a joke. There is only blub.
Why Robinhood?
Because Blub takes from the whales and hands it to the bottom. No presale, no private round, no insider allocation — everybody enters at the same time at the same price. Fairness, at its lowest possible depth.
How does the launch work?
Fair launch on pools.trade. Once the bonding curve fills, liquidity is deployed automatically and the LP tokens are burned.
Is this financial advice?
No. BLUB has no intrinsic value, no revenue, and no guarantees of any kind. Never spend more than you are completely fine with losing.